December 2011
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my dad got given a lobster and a crab from a fisherman friend of his as a gift. I looked at them and both the crab and the lobster had squillions of eggs inside them, it made me sad :( so many little crabs and lobsters gone for one fat bastard.
Dec 30th
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This is shit
Suddenly I’m allergic to cats What kind of cat lady is allergic to cats?! Bloody fuck! 
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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when I suggest to Boyfriend to do things, like do his facial hair or something a certain way, Boyfriend does them roughly a year later decidedly of his own accord. Oh, Boyfriend.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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FACT: If you cut off a gay person's toes, they...
Dec 26th
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Dec 21st
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Dec 19th
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This is England
fuck
Dec 19th
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ALREADY?!
I was so excited about coming home, but my parents’ habits are already annoying me and I’ve only been here for 6 hours, Jeeeeeeeeeeesus
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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A guy messaged me saying he sees me around campus a lot. I have never seen him ever. Weird stalky man? akpdfjaipbur 
Dec 16th
Dec 16th
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the new facebook timeline will make fraping so much better
Dec 16th
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I AM HOME
SO HAPPY YAY CLUTTERED AND COSY ROOM AAAAAAAAAH
Dec 16th
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I got 62 in my 3rd essay which I just got back. Same mark as the essay before, and the essay before that.. Y U NO CHANGE?!
Dec 15th
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ListenThe Kid’s Aren’t Alright - The...
Dec 14th
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In accordance my recent post
Takeaway has been achieved. 
Dec 14th
Just done my first professional yur piercing Hurray
Dec 14th
FACT: Lesbians paralyze their prey with a sudden...
Dec 14th
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It's too wet & cold to go out tonight
I want a film night with takeaway
Dec 14th
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Dec 12th
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I have won the battle
5 x 2000 word essays for this semester = DONE.  Now I’m going to feast on a lunch of Christmas leftovers. Victory is mine.
Dec 12th
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My flat Christmas dinner was so lovely and everyone was so lovely and aaaaaaaaaaaaah  LOVELY. 
Dec 11th